Comic Relief

"He has done nothing wrong," Bush said in an impassioned defense of his longtime friend and adviser [Attorney General Alberto Gonzales] during a news conference at his Texas ranch.

The sainted Mr. Gonzales has previously graced the pages of the Periodic Table in the post "One Can Only Marvel..."

When Mr. B. suggested to Mrs. B. that BoyGeorge was a chowderhead, she replied that this could not possibly be the case since that would give chowder a bad name.

Of course Wolfowitz recently announced his resignation from the World Bank despite Bush's early support in Wolfie's effort to brazen it out. Mr. B. hopes that the same fate awaits Attorney General Gonzales. Don't worry about Gonzo being out of a job, however. Just think of the money he will be able to make as a Halliburton attorney or in some similar position.

And so it goes. Bonzo