And Now the Inevitable Copy-Cat Phase...

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT University of Minnesota (April 18, 2007)

Seven buildings on the East Bank campus are in the process of being evacuated due to a bomb threat. They include: Kohltoff, Smith, Frasier, Johnston and Morrill Halls as well as Walter Library and the Science Classroom Building. All classes and meetings in these buildings have been canceled for the remainder of the day. Students are asked to return to their residence halls or their off-campus housing. Please do not congregate in the Mall area.

Mr. Bonzo has not been so wigged since an explosion - initially, but incorrectly, thought to be a bomb - went off while he was TA'ing a chemistry lab during the anti-war protests of the early seventies...